Byron Quandary

Bio

Born and raised on a sprout farm in Yemen. I enjoyed it there, but a sprout-based diet does have its pitfalls. These days I live in the boot of a chartered helicopter, based in New York City. Some nights I'm lucky and it'll be grounded, but other nights it honestly is a struggle sleeping with all the commotion. These are not true stories. Also, my name is Byron and I don't collect buttons - I collect "bittons". They're like buttons but they're really freakin' tiny, and basically not visible to the human eye. They were used in the early 17th century when people were much, much smaller than they are today.